Simple mathematics fella’s


The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

  • After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
  • Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship
  • It ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.


  • On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer’s hooker,┬áKristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other,┬ácharges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney “employed” Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or ‘honey-do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when asked. All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

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