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爱的宣言 – 相识以来从没与你讲过的事

December 30th, 2007
To Sharon Li (李杉) :

Sharon, 我想跟你讲几件我们相识以来从没与你讲过的事:

1. 你我和欢欢见面后的第二天,欢欢就打电话过来讲她对你的印象,并问我喜欢你什么。欢欢说你很文静。之后,我跟你开玩笑地说”文静,我怎么没有看出来?”但我没有告诉你的是为什么让我喜欢你。

我跟欢欢说”你们两个人很相似,不仅非常爱美,而且都有着十足的,迷人的女性魅力。”欢欢听了很高兴,但你明白话题的主角是你,你才是这个有着十足的,迷人的女性魅力的主角。不信的话你可以找欢欢去认证。

2. 当我们在一次电话的 conversation 中,谈到了你是不是漂亮女孩。我说你不是那种在女孩子堆中一眼就能被认出来的漂亮姑娘,但你是那种越看越让人觉得有味道的女孩。然后我就等着你问我你最美 的地方是什么,但到今天你也没有问我这个问题,所以我一直没有机会向你传达这个信息。

Sharon, 你最美的地方是你的那双明亮清澈的眼睛,那是最能打动我心的地方。我不知道你是不是也这么认为。我相信我的品味,你也可以拿同样这个问题问一问其他人,很容易分出层次和高下。

3. 有一次我陪你坐在回你家的火车上时,你给我讲解如何品评好的红酒。虽然我也对此有一定的研究。但当你告诉我品酒有着前,中,后,最后你总结说好的红酒应该是 the more sophisticated the better 时,你还记得我当时说了什么吗?

我什么也没说。我当时为你这句话而倾倒,一句话也说不出来了,amazed in awe. 这不仅仅是对红酒,生活中的任何事情皆是如此-the more sophisticated the better. 我是从那一刻起,才真正意识到你是一个 different, special girl.

Sharon, 你看我平时总是说你不应该这样,不应该那样,但你知道么,最美好的 Sharon 是深藏于我的内心深处。这么多一年前发生的事,我仍记忆尤新。我不是没心没肺之辈,我是有心之人。

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爱的宣言 – Life without passion is like a broken pencil… pointless

December 30th, 2007

Once upon a time, not long long ago, not far far away, there is a beautiful Chinese girl called Sharon Li (李杉), who came from as same city as mine Beijing (北京) China, to a far place from home – Melbourne Downunder. I knew about her after a romantic opportunity when she came across into my life. With her very special personality and some magic connection between us, soon I fell in love with her.

Sadly, not every story has a sweet beginning always finish with a sweet end. Here is a story between two person, her and me. And I’m telling this true story with my true feeling, with my true love…

True OO (Object Oriented)

December 19th, 2007
  • Don’t go forcing your design into a pattern just for the sake of using a pattern. Simplicity should be your first concern, but if it’s a toss-up between your approach and an equally complex, well-known, standard design pattern, go for the pattern.
  • Keep Variable Scope as Small as Possible; Reduce the Visibility of Things As Much As Possible
  • Code to interfaces. Declare a variable, return type, or argument as an interface type rather than a specific class type. Using an interface as the type lets you expose only the definition of what your code can do, and leaves the implementation flexible and extensible and maintainable.
  • Use abstract classes when you need implementation functionality.
  • Less is more. Whenever you see a nested if or anything other than very simple logic flow in a method, you should seriously consider redesigning that method or splitting functionality into separate methods.
  • Classes (and thus the objects instantiated from them) really should be specialists. They should do the kinds of behaviors that a thing of that type should do, and no more, no less.
  • All methods should be non-static unless you have a truly good reason to make them static. OO (Object Oriented) means objects all the way down.
  • Do not reinvent the wheel, and do not use any libraries other than code you developed and the core APIs. It isn’t worth giving up the benefit of using standard classes that others are familiar with, and that have been extremely, heavily tested in the field.
  • Catch Low-Level Implementation Exceptions and Throw a Higher-Level Business Exception.
  • Limit Subclassing. Using HAS-A rather than IS-A relationships.
  • A solid, maintainable design is always look for an existing solution first!

情侣装

November 19th, 2007

一对男女对情侣装的最佳阐释。

男 T-Shirt 上写 Microsoft,女上写 plug-and-play。

古文体改编笑话一则

November 10th, 2007

一女内急。入厕,毕,甚爽。然无纸用,郁闷际,一手执纸壁洞出。女谢,问其曰:“恩人尊称”?一夫声若洪钟道:“雷峰”。

人生的意义就在于互相 PK

November 10th, 2007

毛主席教导我们:“与天斗,其乐无穷;与地斗,其乐无穷;与人斗,其乐无穷。”

人生的意义就在于互相 PK…

My way – Frank Sinatra

October 9th, 2007
And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I'll say it clear,
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain.

I've lived a life that's full.
I've traveled each and every highway;
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Regrets, I've had a few;
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.

I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.

I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way.

I've loved, I've laughed and cried.
I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.

To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
"No, oh no not me,
I did it my way".

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一花一世界, 一沙一天堂

October 9th, 2007

一花一世界,一沙一天堂
一叶一菩提,一土一如来
一笑一尘缘,一念一净土