Archive for the ‘Daily Treat’ category
Porn shoot 1973
December 5th, 2009Husband down
December 3rd, 2009A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife.
‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,’ he replies.
‘Put them back, we can’t afford them,’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
Google Toilet Paper
November 21st, 2009
Google is going to take over the world.
According to informed source that Google will release Google brand toilet paper to the market soon, which made in low cost, human and nature resource rich country Vietnam.
The toilet paper is made 100% virgin pulp, which I have no idea what does this mean. In the product description which translated into English, it says, just exactly like other Google’s products:
古诗改编大全
October 12th, 2009
唧唧复唧唧，木兰生小鸡。
斩草不除根，春风吹又生。
春眠不觉晓，处处蚊子咬。
清水出芙蓉，蠢猪各不同。
忧劳可以兴国，闭目可以养神。
穷则独善其身，富则妻妾成群。
天生我材必有用，老鼠儿子会打洞。
两个黄鹂鸣翠柳，一行白鹭上西天。
座中泣下谁最多，哭哭啼啼真啰嗦。
两情若是长久时，该是两人成婚时。
待到山花烂漫时，我便奋力把花采。
西塞山前白鹭飞，东村河边黑龟爬。
良药苦口利于病，吸烟喝酒伤身体。
Johnson & Johnson
October 7th, 2009When you have an “I Hate My Job day”
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out . . . .
iWant is the iPhone application all you need
October 6th, 2009
Features list:
- Mint-fresh toilet deodoriser
- Art photo library
- 101 instant excuses
- Breathalyzer & yeehaa button
- Digital bum scratcher
- Fruit gums & jelly babies
- Personal fanfare
- Brrrrm brrrm button
- Toothpick dispenser
- Grunting sound
- Canned laughter
- Croaking frog sound
- Whooping sound
- Fast food maps
- Toilet paper end of roll warning
CCTV Commercial Ink – Directed by Niko Tziopanos
October 3rd, 2009[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2YcEJhJA34]
Directed by Niko Tziopanos, and azzparently starring a wholalotlot of Harry Potter’s Death Eater wannabes, this advertising for Central China Television has me completely mesmerised today. I just can’t have enough of that ink-in-water effect.
Rubber Glove
October 3rd, 2009
