Archive for January, 2010

For Annoying Plane Passengers

January 24th, 2010

What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating: Worth a shot???

1. Remove your lap top from its bag

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully

3. Turn it ON

4. Ensure the passenger next to you is watching

5. Turn on the Internet

6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer

7. Take a deep breath and open this site:

8. Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger.

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Nuclear Power

January 23rd, 2010

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said:

‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger:

‘What would you like to talk about?’

‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he smiles.

OK, ‘ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass – .. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says: ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’

To which the little girl replies:’Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit? » Read more: Nuclear Power

千万次的问 – 刘欢

January 12th, 2010

time and time again you ask me

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