What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do lawyers use for birth control?
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.