Archive for April, 2009

中国当代浮世绘 - 县城小宾馆

April 26th, 2009


做假证滴


偷食禁果滴


不给钱想走滴


凶杀现场滴


民工聚会滴


绑架滴


摇滚青年


听隔壁这动静滴

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The miracle of toilet paper

April 24th, 2009

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

‘If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.’

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. ‘How long will this take?’ I asked.

‘They will grow larger over a period of years,’ my husband replies.

I stopped. ‘Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?’

Without missing a beat he says, ‘Worked for your ass, didn’t it?’

Stupid, stupid man.

Flying like a bird? Yes you can!

April 23rd, 2009

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Web Trend Map

April 22nd, 2009

我发现你这个人很不老实……

April 19th, 2009
“我发现你这个人很不老实……”女朋友一边吃着汉堡,目不转睛的看着我的眼睛。

我故做镇定,并开始鬼鬼祟祟地环顾四周然后神秘的说:“你在说我旁边的那个大胡子还是我后面的红鼻头的小个子……”

“我谁也没说。我说的就是你。”女朋友嚼着最后的一口汉堡,一边恶狠狠的说。

“我……”我一时语塞:“我怎么了我?”

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Amazing AD design

April 19th, 2009

Paint

Hot black coffee

Spaghetti

HSBC bank card

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Drill practice in recession time – The Singapore Way

April 17th, 2009

A fire alarm rang at 4 PM when almost all shift employees are in office (approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 minutes & every employee gathered outside office.

10 mins passed ………………………………….

5 more mins passed …………………………….

5 more mins passed …………………………….

Then a Security Officer started an annoucement: “Dear Employees – With melting heart I’m making this announcement that for many of you will be a last evacuation drill. Due to the recession we are laying off almost 50% of employees. While moving in if your ID card does not work, then you are among those laid off & all your belongings will be couriered to you tomorrow.

We have followed this approach as we didn’t want to fill email box with layoff mails and good bye mails in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office.

Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try you luck”.

‘Never been kissed’ singer, 47, Susan Boyle

April 16th, 2009
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Les Miserables – I Dreamed a Dream

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high
And life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
And dreams were made and used and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung, no wine untasted

But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they tear your hope apart
And they turn your dream to shame

And still I dream he’ll come to me
That we will live the years together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather

I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I’m living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed.